>Emotional support pony.
“People with a mental health diagnosis, as evidenced by a simple note from their Doctor, are allowed to fly with an emotional support pony. This pony does not require its own seat.”
NOBODY TELL THE BRONIES
American Airlines reminds you that the Emotional Support Pony will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the unlikely event that the Emotional Support Pony does speak, American Airlines urges you to disregard it’s advice.